I Hate Irony (and When People Confuse Coincidence For Irony)

Today I got to thinking about the irony of modern communication and its effect on society's communication skills. In an age when connecting and conversing is easier and more prolific than ever, how is it that our communication skills are at an all-time low?

Two hundred years ago communication was limited to speech and the written word. There was no texting or twittering and language was something to be admired. People prided themselves in precision of word usage and pronunciation. Language was like the best kind of boyfriend: rich and romantic.

Fast forward to the 21st century: we tweet in 140 characters or less, spend more time emailing than we do having actual conversations and would rather text in acronyms than use complete sentences. 

(For the record, LOL is a complete and undeniable deal-breaker.)

This little rant has reminded me of one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite TV shows, Californication. Hank Moody, an attractive, extremely pessimistic, self-loathing, sharp-tounged writer I can't help but love to hate, detests the Internet's effect on modern English as he explains:

"The Internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24-hour a day access to kiddie porn. People, they don't write, the blog. Instead of talking, they text. No punctuation, no grammar. LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me that it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating which a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English."

I couldn't agree more.

I realize I am a hypocrite, as I too blog, text and email one word responses - all from my iPhone that, like Hank, I love to hate.

Let the self-loathing begin.  


  1. "Language was something to be admire."

    lolz, u r czy. tht ws nevar a ReAlItY

  2. We have so much in common. "LOL" is such a deal-breaker and Hank Moody is amazing.

    I enjoyed this entry and I can't wait to stay up reading more!

  3. butbut...i need to text. i need to tweet. i need to lol and lmfao and gtg. my life just ain't the same without this great english language thing, kno 'm sayin?

  4. lol once got me layed

  5. really? please tell me about it, nycifyouare.

  6. btw, abbreviations that exceed (3) characters in length are my deal breaker, fyi...lol

    p.s. so is the use of the abbreviation for abbreviations aka "abbrevs" ... it actually makes me cringe.